My Veteran Buddy Mascots
What each character means
U.S. AIR FORCE: MAJOR MCLOUNGECHAIR
We all call the Air Force "Chair Force" because of how lazy and soft they are. So a lounge chair is a fitting character for them
U.S. NAVY: SWABBY THE SQUID
Why does everyone think the Navy is gay? Is it the Navy issued chaps? When the Navy isn't swabbing decks, they always plays around in the ocean with the squids. And what the HELL is up with the blue camo? I thought the whole point was to NOT blend in with the ocean if a sailor falls off the ship?
U.S. SPACE FORCE: NUGGY THE SPACE BABY
A NUG is a "New Useless Guy" so this is the only fitting name for the Space Force since they are brand new. Also they are a little baby compared to the rest of the military branches. PS, what the hell does the Space Force even do?
U.S. COAST GUARD: PUDDLE PIRATE THE RUBBER DUCKY
The Coast Guard is scared of the deep end of the pool so it's only fitting to make them a rubber ducky with water wings as floaties! Keep slashing them puddles Coast Guard.
U.S. MARINES: GYRENE THE CRAYON
A Gyrene is a Gl that's a Marine. They also love to eat crayons ....don't ask me I don't know! Marines are a little crazy.
U.S. ARMY: JOE THE TRENCH MONKEY
We all know the Army because we played with GI Joe's as a kid. Little did we know the Army likes to play around in trenches like monkeys! Who knew?
What each character means
U.S. AIR FORCE: MAJOR MCLOUNGECHAIR
We all call the Air Force “Chair Force” because of how lazy and soft they are. So a lounge chair is a fitting character for them
U.S. NAVY: SWABBY THE SQUID
Why does everyone think the Navy is gay? Is it the Navy issued chaps? When the Navy isn’t swabbing decks, they always play around in the ocean with the squids. And what the HELL is up with the blue camo? I thought the whole point was to NOT blend in with the ocean if a sailor falls off the ship?
U.S. SPACE FORCE: NUGGY THE SPACE BABY
A NUG is a “New Useless Guy” so this is the only fitting name for the Space Force since they are brand new. Also they are a little baby compared to the rest of the military branches. PS, what the hell does the Space Force even do?
U.S. COAST GUARD: PUDDLE PIRATE THE RUBBER DUCKY
The Coast Guard is scared of the deep end of the pool so it’s only fitting to make them a rubber ducky with water wings as floaties! Keep splashing the puddles Coast Guard.
U.S. MARINES: GYRENE THE CRAYON
A Gyrene is a Gl that’s a Marine. They also love to eat crayons ….don’t ask me I don’t know! Marines are a little crazy.
U.S. ARMY: JOE THE TRENCH MONKEY
We all know the Army because we played with GI Joe’s as a kid. Little did we know the Army likes to play around in trenches like monkeys! Who knew?